I turn my back for a minute
and everything changes.

What the sweet buggery fuck is happening to my beloved /OT?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:39, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

It's gone odd.
Sorry.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Curses
It's not that the new system is odd, or incomprehensible, but...

Does anybody else find it messy?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Yeah, it is.
Anyway, it's best if you go up to the top and "reply" to the main post.
I was just doing this to be awkward.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

So's your face.


....and your mum.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:43, Reply)

You knave
A pox on thee
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)

So's your Mum's face.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)

I know you are
but what am I?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:52, Reply)

You?
You're my Mum's face.

...and she looks like the Incredible Hulk's meaner brother.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Truly
A worthy adversary.

You win this round, Bert-San.

Rest assured though, you may have won the battle but you haven't won the war.

/end cliche.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

*strikes Crane-pose*
*lips begin moving*

You fought bravely, young warrior...

*lips stop moving*

...but the Sexmonkey is always ready, prepared and determined to win every battle the only way he knows how....

*lips start moving again*

...by insulting his own mother.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:57, Reply)

Monkey Vs Weasel
There can be only one!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Look!
Another threaded reply!
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Yes
Amazing, isn't it?

I'm going to sleep, maybe.
I got given five books by my mate, as he works for a publishing company, and gets free stuff.
*grins*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:58, Reply)

If they're Harry Potter books
burn them, burn them into his eyes.

EDIT and goodnight if you do go to sleep.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Nope, good books
Two Charlie Brooker ones, Lord Of The Flies, some trashy detective-murdey-type-thing and a 1940's trashy detective-murdey-type-thing.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:01, Reply)

What books has Charlie Brooker written?
I've loved that guy ever since he was a writer for PC Zone when I was about 13. Screenwipe was ace too, he's just ace.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:03, Reply)

Having this all the way over on the right
Is a prime waste of screen real estate.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Hmmm...
In other news, Wookiee and I have named a drink after you.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Do go on
I am intrigued. And honoured. Should I be honoured?

Is the drink Slough based? I suspect that was the extent of Wookie's involvement.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:11, Reply)

It's not as cool as that
He was looking for a name for the unholy (but, I'm reliably informed, nice) combination of Pimms and Relentless.

I suggested "SuperWeasel", as it's brown and it'll give you a burst of energy.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:15, Reply)

Outstanding
I need to try that drink.

/lacks Relentless.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:17, Reply)

I've not got either
Ah well, I'm sure it'd be better with vodka in too...

Right, I'm off to read, so I'll catch up with you later.
Night!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:20, Reply)

G'night again, Kaol
You crazy, drink-making fool, you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:38, Reply)

They're pretty much
Collections of his columns (he writes for the Guardian).
One's called "Dawn Of The Dumb", and the other is still in my bag.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:06, Reply)