*snogs*
*sees sig*

I guarantee you that you're not as hairy as the Sexmonkey.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Quite possibly
But I do need to tidy up le beard and cut my fringe so it's not in my eyes oh god my eyes!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:40, Reply)

Fringe? Beard?
That's not true hirsute-ness, I've probably got more hair on my buttocks than you have on your whole head.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:43, Reply)

*cops a feel*
By jove you're right!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:45, Reply)

It's like I'm smuggling sheep.
One day I'm going to shave myself from head to toe, and sell the results as some kind of exotic fibre.

Anyone interested in a black jumper made of my bum wool?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:47, Reply)

The German for cotton
is Baumvolle, which always translates in my head as Bum Wool.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Me too!
and fresh milk is Vollmilsch.

Those poor, tiny little voles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Grammar Police
it's Vollmilch of course :-)

No s to see there

/gets Grammar Police coat
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

I thought so!
But it's been more than a decade since I've been to the Fatherland.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

Jawohl, Herr KaLeun!
Vell i have to excuse zis zen!
(bloody kraut, a ...ach, there is not enough fluffeh 'ere, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:38, Reply)