Excuse me,
but what do you think clendrix, The Grammar Badger, Lucy Van Pelt and wanderlust are? Hmm?

Gays pretending to be girls to lure us into a false sense of security so they can rape us at bashes?

I bloody well hope so.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you not met any of
Those fine ladies then?
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Only wanderlust, and she was lovely.
I was extremely disappointed by the lack of gay rape from the female b3tans at that bash.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

Bert
I just cyber raped you.
What more do you want. really?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

FACE RAPE
and anal fisting. You fisting me, that is, I'd never do that to a lady, I have pointy knuckles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:12, Reply)

Ok
Shall I take my rings and bracelets off or do you like the accidental rip?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:13, Reply)

Leave them on
It's not accidental if I'm forcing my way back onto your hand.

This conversation is very wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:16, Reply)

ha
This conversation rules.
You'll dream about this conversation tonight.
This conversation is your world.
You love it.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:19, Reply)

I could've been fisted all night
I could've been fisted all night,
and still yearned out for more....

*sighs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Damn
Rumbled.
Oh well, bend over then.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:08, Reply)

Yum....

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10, Reply)

*attends bash*
*bums Bert*
( wanderlust, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:09, Reply)

Yum

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:11, Reply)