I am trying
I am eating dry Rice Krispies in a pathetic excuse for lunch :(
and bombay mix.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That is a poor excuse for a lunch
I've just finished a fry up, followed by pain au chocolat and Tesco's cola.

As they say on the main board, it was braw!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:58, Reply)

I know
But I can't be bothered to get anything else to eat. It's my own fault!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:01, Reply)

You ought to be ashamed of yourself
There are starving children in the world, it's your responsibility to eat their share as well, or the supermarkets will just throw it all in the bin.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:03, Reply)

I know
But that would involve moving off of the bed.
And I like the bed.
It's comfy.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:08, Reply)

Bed is the best place to be
Farts just seem to be warmer when you're in bed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:14, Reply)