Hahahaha!
That's amazing, ten points!

I fired an industrial stapler into someone's plastic cup of machine-coffee once, which was fine until they picked it up, the cup ripped, and coffee went everywhere.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:34, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop it!
The chortling hurts because I have a sore throat!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:38, Reply)

Kaol, try
glueing the bottom of the cup to the desk. Not that I would ever dream of doing such a thing ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:39, Reply)

Ooo
I did something similar, but with those double-sided sticky pads. Thing is, they stick something down for about two pulls *smirks*, but on the third yank *chortles* they cause the cup of juice to to arc through the air in a most graceful manner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Where's that
bloody shotgun when you need it?

You need one of these mate...

disintegrator.co.uk/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:29, Reply)

Excellent,
both of you.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:43, Reply)

brilliant stuff
*wishes he had a big stapler*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:45, Reply)

I remember the pinners...
They were amazing.
I could shoot the drink from someone's desk from about 20 metres.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 15:49, Reply)