Alt. Does going out with the wife count as a date?
If so we chucked the kids in their cage and fucked off to the cinema to so X-Men and it was pretty shit. I think I got a shag though, sex has become so boring that I really can't remember.

altalt. Its all about singing and dancing these days, no-one cares if you can do the condom up the nose trick or anything like that. I can eat a whole Pot Noodle without throwing up.
( Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

if you can eat the pot noodle dry then I reckon you could get an itv2 comedy series

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

I thought anyone could get one of those

( Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Married life sure sounds fun!
Do you not do anything to inject some life? do you think it's boring for her too?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)

Yeh I spunked up in her hair whilst she was sleeping

( Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)

You too?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)

There was still room behind her ear

( Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)