I wanna take the kids to africa-ca-ca but the littlest is probably too young to appreciate or remember it.
And they'll probably get dengue fever and die or summat.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

you could afford to lose one probably.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Tend to do a lot of fucking on African holidays too ... the sun goes down at six. We could just make a replacement.

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

there we go. sorted. TO AFRICA!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:15, Reply)

YES!
Although the eldest's friend's Nigerian granny has persuaded her that if you go anywhere in Africa except Nigeria then you'll die pretty much immediately of dirty water AIDS. She is massively racist.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

just go to one of those nice African white colonies behind gates.
My old boss has proper servants in a mansion in the Gambia
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:29, Reply)

Chicken George and Kizzy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

I dint know the reference I'm afraid

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Roots, telly film and book. Slaves.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Be careful, thee's a lot of bum aids there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)