they're tinned spaghetti in amusing shapes
they're fucking horrible ... I tried them about ten years ago for old times sake ... turns out I was a food idiot when I was 8

My father in law is inducted into the Grand Fucking Brotherhood of Cassoulet or some shit
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Does that mean he gets to wear a poncy cape?
I went to the Festival of the Pig's Trotter a couple of years back and they had various Pig's Trotter Guilds traipsing through the village in pompous finery that would put the Swiss Guard to shame.
( .Yeti., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:30, Reply)

yeah ... the whole Masonic deal but with a plate of beans and duck fat at the end rather than sacrificing a jewish baby

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

That sausage in amongst those beans could be made out of Jewish baby meat.
How would you know?
( .Yeti., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:34, Reply)

tastes too nice

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)

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* Not really
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:36, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:37, Reply)