A colonial slut named McBeef
As a pet kept a Great Crested Queef,
'Neath its slavering jaws
Swung its momentous baws
And its arse-pucker beggared belief.
( .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Definitely Edward Lear.
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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:45, Reply)

I can't help feeling he'd write this sort of thing these days
if he were still alive and no longer felt he had to be a prissy Victorian.
( .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:47, Reply)

A+ for jaws/baws

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:47, Reply)

Rabbie Burns, sors de ce corps.

( .Yeti., Fri 6 Feb 2015, 10:49, Reply)