Don't be daft, Swipe can't propose to you, its not a leap year
Work eh! Sounds shit hot! Other things eh? I expect Swipe will gaz me the pictures. Don't worry about the vegetarian meal, I'll have a takeaway sent round after, you can pretend you're all full up of wheatgrass and twigs and nip to the spare room for a bit of real food.

PAYDAY CANS! I bought a litre bottle of Tanqueray yesterday for just £22 so I'll be drinking PAYDAY MARTINIS!
( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:15, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

PAYDAY MARTINIS! NEU WAIIIII!!!
I remember when payday was enough for you. You've changed man.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:19, Reply)

I'm not sure I have ever even tried Skol.
Maybe I've missed out
( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:20, Reply)

Skol is the first pint I had in a pub when I was about 15.
You haven't.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:21, Reply)

My first pub pints were Guinness
My mum used to take me to the pub with her when I was 15ish and say "Coke or Guinness?" and I fucking hate pub coke, syrupy bollocks
( Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:22, Reply)