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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I dunno, Apple sound like the kind of company that would encourage its users to microchip themselves
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:13,
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you don't need microchips if you have a decent Smug Detector
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Q - How do you know when a Gonz type buys new apple shit?
A - They tell you.
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:17,
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Q - What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
A - Bring out a new Apple product
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:20,
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I'm pretty sure most people mention when they get new toys.
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