Love the Lake District
If earning a living were no object, I'd move to there or Dartmoor in a heartbeat. I'd spend my days walking the hills with the horizontal rain soaking my dress whilst I wailed about my Heathcliff :'(
( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I'll be there in a few hours
I'll keep the window open
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

*something about replacing Kate Bush lyrics with references to bum bags and pizza ovens*

( Kroney, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

I'm going hiking so there will definitely be bumbag action.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

ai ai! bumbagshka bumbagshka bumbagshka ya ya!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:49, Reply)

Ah could you pop round my gaff and see the missus right for me please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:47, Reply)

no probs ... arse or gob?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)

For gods sake man do you have no idea of etiquette
Arse first then gob... the traditional way
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)