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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BONGI currently do not need to do a wee.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 13:04,
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I did oneabout an hour ago. It was nice and had a lovely straw colour to it. Also, our staff toilets smell like chocolate!
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 14:50,
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At my Student Unionthe security staff wore radio gear to stay in contact. They used colour-coded keywords for brevity when they needed immediate assistance.
I was (very) drunkenly taking a piss one night when one of them joined me at the urinal. In typical drunk-twat fashion, I swivelled my head to meet eyes with the scary security bloke, then my eyes inadvertently dropped to the region where one must never look. When I realised that I was staring at the hot stream of piss gushing out of Mr Door Security's shrivelled pleasure tube, my attempt at damage limitation was to shout "Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!" and wink back at him.
I was ejected from the premises shortly afterwards.
And that's my piss story.
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chart cat has an itch, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:42,
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