hola chicos
my knees hurt today.

this is because i ninja'd in like one of lucy vanpelt's beans and slipped into a rare seat on the tube this morning. only for the portly gentleman who was also rushing for it not to see me.

he sat on me. hard.

then was unable to get up as the train was moving away. i was squished underneath him. it was like having a giant bald stinky baby on my lap. everyone was tittering into their metros but noone looked up or offered him a hand, naturally. not the london way, innit.

he glared at me in a really furious way when he finally stood up. meh. just because he looked pregnant, why should i give up the seat?!

on the plus side, i won my possession hearing in court this morning! how is everyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 15:16, Reply)