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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If Cornwall is so shit why isn't your second home in the North?(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:31,
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it iscornwall's like my 6th or something, i lost count when i ran out of fingers (you'd have been alright though lololol)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:35,
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You have less than 6 fingers?What happened? Accident with a firework? I know you northern types like to lob them around the street for the 4 weeks before and after the 5th November.
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Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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Both the North and Cornish countrysides are beautifulHowver you'd have to be far enough away from the inbred, boss-eyed, knuckle dragging locals to make it worthwhile.
I'd rather stay in the Weald, overall.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:42,
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Just for the record, PJ, I have the correct number of fingers and toesspeaking, as I am, as a genetically diverse Surreyman.
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Kroney, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:47,
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Poor Swipe can only count to six because she has lost her other digits in some unknown accident.(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:58,
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I like Cornwall and I like you. Can I come and live with you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 12:44,
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Maybe, and I have a whole house which is probably around 4 times bigger than a half flat so plenty of room for us all!(
Peej, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:00,
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I can't fucking wait! The rest of our lives start here!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Feb 2015, 13:01,
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