This made me giggle
.
Logging on to check my mail, the Yahoo home page has the headline "Black hole machine on blink" followed by "The Large Hadron Collider, the machine designed to unlock the secrets of the universe, has been shut down after only a week". Apparently the shutdown is the result of an electrical fault.

The bit that made me giggle is the sub-heading "Find an electrician in your local area".

I now have a mental picture of the CERN scientists all standing around, watching a man in badly fitting jeans displaying his "cleavage" whilst rooting around in a tool box. He will no doubt do a bit of tooth sucking before declaring that, "It'll all have to be redone, guv'nor. Gonna cost you, to be honest. Take a bit of time, as well."

Ah, the fun you can have when you're easily amused ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:11, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha
Like it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:12, Reply)

"Nah mate .........
Y'see, I'm part P certified. You'll need part LHC certification to do this."
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:02, Reply)

Yup
We've had a number of transformers go in the past months.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:03, Reply)

Transformers?
Fucking hell! What does it turn into?

Ahem.

TWW, proud of being easily amused, this made me giggle like a loon :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 10:07, Reply)