cor!
Wanna job as a trainee adviser? 27k starting salary, plus all exams paid for, plus a 20% payrise on qualifying, plus a 20% take of remuneration.

London based innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:15, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

started doing something similar but changed careers

( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)

we only employ private school candidates as advisers
You can't have working class types going to visit rich people, it's just not credible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

"Alright, mate? Fancy having a butchers at these figures?"
"Fucking solid, mate."

That's how every conversation started at my old work.
( $$ ✅, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Only working class people go to non-private schools? Balls.
And no working class people ever go to private schools? Balls.

But apart from all that, well done. 10/10. Would read again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)