I went through a spell of getting loads of cold calls from recruitment charlatans at work
and eventually started telling them they'd phoned a synagogue.

I was slightly disappointed that none of them phoned back to offer me a bright young graduate rabbi.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

+t

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

My old flat inherited the old Port of Sunderland number
Every day I'd come in from work to find voicemails from ship captains asking where to park their boat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

^euphamism alert^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)