When I lived in the UK
I eventually stopped answering my landline altogether, because the number of times it was actually for me worked out to about 1% of the calls I received.

The rest was divided about equally between double glazing/car insurance/pension plan/other spammers and people who thought I was someone/something else entirely - an old people's home, a travel agency, a library...you name it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 11:18, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

^J R Hartley^

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 11:45, Reply)

^ subscribes to Whippet Real Good ^

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 11:47, Reply)

The North East Salt n' Pepa Appreciation Society monthly magazine?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 11:48, Reply)

That's the one.
Now with special Salt 'n' Pepa Pig supplement for the young'uns.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 7 Apr 2015, 12:04, Reply)