Last great night out was seeing Jon Gomm, Preston Reed and Andy McKee in Gloucester.
Alt: Worst night out. Sofia, Bulgaria - December 2000. Started as a fun evening going round some bars and generally having a good time. Last bar we rocked up at had some good music on so we found some seats and settled in. Half an hour later a fight broke out at the door, shots were fired and two people died.
Stepping over the blood pool to get out was no fun.

Altalt: Working from home, Windows open, planning a pub lunch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:04, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Scary Thing Kids Say:
As a toddler, my daughter was asleep in her cotbed and when I went to tuck her in to go to bed, she rolled over and came out with "NOBODY DIED"

ARGH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Ha!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

My youngest used to sleepwalk
One time she walked in to the lounge, said "Wombat" and went back to bed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)

she was telling you that infamous internet nonce mortal wombat was hiding under her bed

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)