lol at the cracked eye socket.
I got a right bollocking for putting vaseline on my scalextric track so I could do burnouts and slidey turns because it turns out it also ends up spraying it into the carpet.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 10:47, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I think loz was also the one who thought it was a good idea to build a bonfire on the ICI explosives works
that definitely ranks as the biggest bollocking of our childhood

he joined the army after school
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 4 May 2015, 11:44, Reply)

The Loz I knew was a fucking mentalist as well.
His biggest bollocking was a possession of a Tazer.

When I say 'bollocking' I actually mean 'suspended sentence for possession of a firearm'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 May 2015, 12:12, Reply)