@Stig
That reminds me - I was chatting to one of my boyfriend's acquaintances the other night. He was talking about his new fancy schmancy car.
"Do you drive?" he said to me.
"Aye", sez I, not remotely wishing to get into car comparison stories (well, I'd lose).
I could see him racking his brains for conversation on this topic.
"And what colour is your car?" he asked politely.

I left and went to talk to someone less patronising.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)