lol, what a wally.
This also implies not only was he daft enough to have unprotected sex with a prostitute, he also felt the need to give her his contact details.

Some 50 year old bloke who drank in my local was big into his prostitutes, he one day proudly regaled us a story of how some presumably trafficked bird in a brothel 'just hopped on with no johnny or nothing' and was surprised to be met with faces of disgust. We suggested he might want to get himself checked out for his and his missus's sake and his response was a nonchalant 'i'm to old for any more kids anyway'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:32, Reply)