Duck joke
A duck goes to the an employment agency and asks the chap behind the desk if he can help him find work. The chap behind the counter is dubious, but after a few minutes of arguing and some fantastic persuasion from the duck, he agrees to take his details and put him on the books if anything comes up. The duck leaves happy.

The following day, the duck receives a phone call from the agency and a completely incredulous bloke tells him that they've found him an opening. The circus is in town, and apparently their old performing duck has upped and left and they need a new one immediately, room and board, £200 a week and all found. The duck listens very carefully, then says:

"Well, yeah, sounds nice. But it's no good for me, I'm an interior designer."

Hello dudes and ladies, it has been a very busy morning. How are y'all?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19, Reply)