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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Investment Advice
If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95. With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50. £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, BUT if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £21.40

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yes
I got that e-mail 15 times this week as well.

Do you think it matters what brand the lager is?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:05, Reply)
doesn't matter what the beer is
but it tells you the class of mates you have

mine said Stella, they are obviously either wealthy, or wife beaters. or both
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)

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