George W Bush said
'Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.'

Hat whims will be the death of us all.
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:38, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*eyes his hats warily*
they could do it at any moment

fickle is what they are.

damn those hats...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)

Never trust hats.
Stealthy, brimmed bastards!
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)

Argh!
Bloody hats... *dons protective cowboy hat*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)

I know someone who wears a hat occasionally.
I've often wondered about him - he seems nice enough, but should I do away with him before it all turns bad?
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Yeah.
You should decimate his biomass.
Use petrol :D
( Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)

hmm
its all that fucking Paul Youngs fault in my opinion
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)

Paul Young?
Surely he's practically dead by now anyway?
( thealternativefact, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)

Paul Young
left his hat at the undertakers.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)

and why.........
No mention yet of oddjob?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Oddjob!
That behatted little fucker! I forgot about him. Funny how GWB has singled him out as our greatest threat, but the wee man was surprisingly accurate, I have to admit.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)