where the hell did you come from?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Me mama's gash

(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:07, Reply)

and after that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:14, Reply)

Had to learn to use the toilet
By which I mean b3ta!

Lol!
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:34, Reply)

Well.......
When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, live together in sin so he can blag gifts and money off her and want to have a baby and want to do something after they've eaten the pizza, they give each other a special hug.
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:10, Reply)

my response was more succinct, you nobber

(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:11, Reply)

Which one are you again? Are you Al or Shambles
or Baldmonkey perhaps?
( Peej, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:12, Reply)

he's the one with the fake helicopter
that he didn't fly into a crane in south london
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:14, Reply)

sold the chopper, didn't I?
Insurance on them is mental
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:15, Reply)

and how's imaginary trace??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:25, Reply)

Oh shit, Tracey? I haven't bought abut her in years
Man she was hot, like felicity kendall hot.

She wouldn't touch me with a bargepole though, god bless her
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)

felicity kendall is hot?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:35, Reply)

Was she the one from the good life?
If so, yeah she was
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:36, Reply)

I just looked her up on Facebook she's still rockin' it
Seems to have unfriended me though, what a bitch
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:36, Reply)

what did you expect if you sold the helicopter?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)

She never saw my chopper

(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)

Not attention seeking enough to be bald monkey and I don't know the other two
Sorry
(quintsy, Fri 13 May 2016, 12:15, Reply)