Office boredom has hit a new height
We're composing little ditties... and I thought I'd share my effort with you lot.

Suggestions?

Trouble in cubicle 2

There’s trouble in cubicle 2
I really don’t know what I’m going to do

I went in for some private time
Which has lead me to compose this rhyme

I’m sat here with trousers round ankles
A situation which frankly quite rankles

Some may find my predicament quite droll
Because I’ve just realised- there’s no loo-roll!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:35, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is there anyway to revoke an accidental 'I like this' click?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:38, Reply)

There was a young bloke called piston
Who stalked young men for a fistin'
The fuzz nabbed his hard drive
In prison he was eaten alive
And the inmates use him to I'M BUSTING FOR A piss on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)

@althegeordie.
I tried what you suggested and it's still marked as something I liked. Any more ideas?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)

Sung to the tune of "Away In A Manger"
Away in a manger on somebody's lawn
the 40 watt Jesus shines through until dawn.
The soft glowing Santa looked down where he lay
the 40 watt Jesus aglow in the hay.

Away in a manger in somebody's shed
the 40 watt Jesus still rests his glass head
The tinfoil stars and the plastic reindeer
keep watch over Jesus the rest of the year.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)

I don't think there's a way round that one, I'm afraid
Sorry Al.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)

The Resident Loon's rhymes are tight.
Yessir.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)

A little background on this one first...
Back in the 80s I worked in a place that had an eight pen plotter, the kind that used what was essentially a drafting pen. If we wanted to do color plots (which we did often) we had to clean out the pens and fill them with the various inks.

One thing I noticed was that the blue ink stained my fingers terribly. Red, yellow, green, even black washed right off- but the blue stayed no matter how I scrubbed, making my fingers look cold.

One day I was doing this task and had filled all of the pens without spilling ink, and was quite pleased with myself. The final one was the blue pen- and, of course, an air bubble caused it to splatter all over my left hand. I cursed and cleaned up the mess. Murphy's law, of course- if it was going to happen, it had to be the blue pen.

So in my best Harry Connick Jr. voice I sang:

It had to be blue
It had to be blue
I monkeyed around
got 'em all down
except for the blue.

I thought I was through
except for the blue
but then it did drip
on my fingertips
What could I do?

Some colors I've seen
like yellow and green
don't make a mess
causing distress
quite like the blue.

But nothing else splattered or spilled
with all these pend I had to fill
it had to be blue
miserable blue
it had to be blue...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)

It's possible
We may have a latter-day Al Yankovich on our hands here...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)

@althegeordie.
Thanks for the advice.

So....a/s/l?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)

The Red stripe song.
Must be sang with Jamaican accent.

I love my Jamaican lager beer
It makes me smile from ear to ear
It makes me want to dance all night
But if I drink too much
It makes me want to fight.

This was written during my Red Stripe phase a long time ago.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:04, Reply)

I think
Syncubus would be proud...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)

Sounds like we have a lot in common.
Do you want to see my Hermaphra-cock-minge?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:05, Reply)

there was a young fellow called pisty
whose brain was autistic and twisty
de diddle de da
de diddle de da
and he fell asleep with his lad inside a lady's front bottom
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)

I've seen your cock.
It'd make my hole weak.

Sorry that was too easy.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:22, Reply)

LIKE UR MUM!
HAHAAH
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)