TRACTORS AND RELATED FARMING EQUIPMENT! POST YOURS, OR YOUR TRACTOR/FARM STORIES!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:59, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That reminds me; I've got a brand new combine harvester.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)

They're plotting against you mike...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)

I lent the key to some cunt though and they're yet to return it.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)

They're going to rape you with a buttplug.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)

Looks like a nice gnomely game of rock, paper, scissors to me Dave.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)

OLD SKOOL!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)

AWW LITTLE GOAT

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Is this safe?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Tractors are FUN

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)

BEWARE HORSE IS A... TUG BOAT?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)

SHE KNOWS CPR

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)

Mike, have I gone too far?
Nobody is praising my lovely pictures, or posting their tractor gnome related things.

This is a real shame no?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)

In the event of a zombie apocalypse I will use a combine harvester to exterminate the undead masses. And spray their remains on those behind.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

I think you've crossed a line Dave.
Maybe it's best if we just pretend we don't know each other for a bit.

I don't want to jeopardize my recent and obvious acceptance by everyone here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)

Hmmm
Not really sure why you've posted a load of old crap. Hardly anyone even has the old New Holland combines anymore. There are a few old Masseys around and of course a few in the UK still love their John Deeres.

Can't beat a good Claas combine though. Their telehandlers aren't bad either - come in handy when you want to pick fruit off old large trees and don't have a proper cherry picker - use a grain bucket and you're away.

And the best tractors available in the UK today? In my opinion it's got to be a Valtra. Excellent handling, really powerful and they look nice too.

That said, it's all pretty much down to personal preference though.











Yes, I have driven plenty of them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)

I think I like you ChickenLady.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)

Out in the open farming country, there lived a farmer with a hobby. He collected tractors. He had big ones and small ones, red ones and green ones, and everything in between. And of course, all this machinery took a lot of space, so he had a number of specially constructed buildings. But slowly, over the years, he got bored of his collection, until one day he decided to get rid of the whole lot, and he set fire to them.

A neighbouring farmer visited him, and found him standing at the entrance to one of the barns, sucking the smoke out of the building to keep the fire burning. "What's going on?" asked the visitor. "Well," he said, "I used to love these machines, but now I've become an ex-tractor fan."
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)