happy birthday
to me,

Im now 22, i am an old fuck
I like 22, not as much as 21 however

send me your bday wishes please, u lovely people
(Lord Chode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:31, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy fucking birthday you cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Happy Birthday
It's all downhill from there. Still, I can't actually remember my 22nd, I was stoned for most of it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 12 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)

How is it that you remember that then?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)

22!? JFC!
Erm... happy birthday and all that.

Accept your age. Come to terms with it. Cos if you're complaining now, hell knows what you'll be like on your thirtieth, fortieth etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:27, Reply)

I'm 24 a week tomorrow
Happy birthday to you!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:33, Reply)

I don't like young people.
They smell : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, Reply)

I'm 28
and it's been steadily improving up to this point. I shall stay here, I think.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, Reply)