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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's alrightI was only kidding, I'm sure that you have a lovely face really, and your Mum can't be that bad.
It's just that I've been teaching my daughter, and her friends, my niece, nephew and my little brother, that the best comeback for any insult is simply, 'so's your mum' or 'so's your face'. So now, arguments between them go like this;
Little brother: Stop trying to take my toy car, you poohead!
Daughter: So's your face.
LB: You're so annoying, why don't you just go away?
D: So's your Mum.
LB: Aaaargh! Leave me alone.
D: So's your face.
LB: ........!
Repeat ad infinitum, it drives them nuts, works really well, and shuts most kids up.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:29,
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