Here's a joke from my dad. I need to know if any of you find it funny
One day a viking is about to set off on the long ship with his viking companions to loot, pillage and rape in jolly old England.

As he is on his way to the ship, his blind wife comes out of the longhouse and shouts to him "can you try and get me one of those Belfast sinks while you are over there? I'd love one of those"

The viking takes notice of this and heads off to the ship.

A couple of weeks later, after the vikings have had the fill of loot, pillage and rape (with a couple of sackings and burnings thrown in for good measure) they are heading back to the longship to begin the trip home.

As they near the ship, the viking's mate says to him "'ere, what about the sink that your blind wife wanted?"

"shit!" thinks the viking and says to his mate "I'll be right back" as he scurries off to a nearby building site.

His mates watch him as he runs up to a bricklayer, smacks him round the head with his axe, and takes his brick carrier, dumping the bricks en route back to the ship.

"What are you going to do with that?" his viking mates cry "your wife may be blind but she'll never fall for that!"

"Come on" says the viking "you know the old adage..."

(punchline in reply for added suspense)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"a hod's as good as a sink
to a blind Norse!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)

Arf




arf



and indeed, arf.

I'm laughing and shaking my head at that one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)

there's more where that came from ;-)
dad jokes galore

did you hear about the two guys the police caught the other day?

one was drinking battery acid and the other snorting fireworks.

They charged one and let the other off...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Gah!
I didn't want to laugh at the Viking one, but I couldn't help myself.

Well-written, but rather cringe inducing.
(Meya, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)