I'm about to go for a shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:07, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God damn
if it wasn't for all this internet stuck up my ass, I'd join you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:07, Reply)

I'm with George Carlin on this one
"There seems to be no really genteel way of announcing publicly a dump.

And frankly, I'm not impressed with people who tell me what their going to do when they go to the bathroom in the first place.

Doesn't that bother you? People who announce it. "I'll be right back, I'm going to take a shit!"

"Nevermind! Do what you have to do and leave me out of it.

And don't describe it when you come back." "Boy, you should have seen..." "

Nevermind!"

"It set off the smoke alarm."

"Nevermind!" "
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)

Pics.....
.......or it didn't happen
(Starvis something for the weekend sir?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)

I hope
you washed your hands.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Is he ok
it's gone 5 and he's not back!

should we send for help ?
(Reverend Samson Fapohunda B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Constipated
definitely. Give him a laxative quick before he strains too hard and explodes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)