bbc site - article about sex ed in schools
if this guy aint already a member can we send out a team to find him...

I went to school in a large fully comp in Feltham, West London. These were the days when your parents had to sign a consent form for you to have sex education. I was about 14 (1975) and the school had hired a film about childbirth. Being that it had the film for only a short period, it was decided to show it to as many as possible in one sitting. So there we all were, about 150 of us in the school hall, watching a 16mm film with diabolical sound, of a woman giving birth. There was the usual noises and comments as the film progressed. After the baby appeared, the voice over mentioned the placenta would follow. At this point the projector jammed, which caused the film to melt from the centre of the picture outwards. The mother in the film was still on screen, so at first everyone thought the melting of the film was the placenta coming out, but it just got bigger and bigger and bigger, and the gasps of horror got louder and louder and louder, until the entire screen was filled with what we though was placenta, the illusion broken by a lone voice shouting 'the films on fire!'

Pandamonium ensued, and 150 young minds were scarred for life. Possibly my favourite school memory.
Karl, London
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This cracked me up!
Must be a b3tan... or deserves to be one :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)

That'd put someone off Peeping Tomming in maternity units for life.
Well, almost.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 8:20, Reply)