Fancy dress is fucking shit
People attempt to force me into it every Halloween but I refuse as it's my birthday and I'll cry not get dressed up if I want to.

Just go as one of your mates, and borrow their clothes. Job done. Extra points if they have any distinctive hairstyle/fashion sense/piercings/funny voice etc you can emulate.

Or just do what I do and go in normal clothes, and say 'a boring cunt' when asked what you're dressing up as.

Edit: I'm using my Drafts to remind me of music that I've suddenly thought of and need to download later.

It currently reads:
Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Deltron 3030
Majic Ship
Earth
Om
The Bug
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)