Just read this on the BBC news page re: Kerry Katona
a quote from Fern Britton's apology to her for recent stuff: "We are just concerned for you because you're bubbly, you're funny, you're beautiful, you're quick-witted - all of those things, and we can't bear to see you not looking the Kerry we know."

funny?
beautiful?
quick-witted?

Fern Britton must have been laughing her arse off when she wrote/said that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:33, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

thats because
you can't say

"oi, you sad worthless piece of z list celebrity shite, sober up, get clean, stop eating from iceland and get an education you dumb fucking whore"

"and stop fucking breeding as well"

on daytime television
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

if only!
I'd watch a lot more tv if that were the case
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)

Ah, Kerry Katona
While I'll stop short of defending the annoying scouse talent void, it's worth remembering that she's had her home repossessed, she's nearly had her kids taken away and is apparently being kept going thanks to copious amounts of antidepressants.

When her limited shelf life reaches its imminent sell by and consigns her relentless media whoring to the Biffa bin, there will be someone else doing annoying Iceland ads and getting right up your nose, with Max Clifford inspired tip offs each and every time she does something controversial.

Blame the publicist, not the media junkie.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 28 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)

Ah well done PJM
You said what my brain said yesterday, only much more eloquently :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 8:21, Reply)