The Great Halloween Username Heist of '08...

On Halloween the world was fun
With ‘tricks’ and ‘treats’ dealt by the ton
I thought I’d join in with the game…
And some cunt stole my username

It’s sad how some twats get their kicks
By turning into thieving dicks
Cos of my name I was quite fond
It’s ok to be called ‘gay pond’

It seems I’m not the only one
To find their B3taname has gone
So if I must, I’ll look real hard
But give it back, you cack spacktard!

Or now perhaps I’ll take this chance
On one of my poetic rants
And change the name of which I’m famed
To one of which I’m less ashamed

So…

Have fun with ‘Pooflake’ if you dare
And keep the name ‘cos I don’t care
It’s just a word as you will see…
You’ll NEVER be the REAL me…


( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You tell em lad.
It's not big and it's not clever.


Very funny btw!
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Well...

It worked...kind of...

I have my name back...but I still want to change it.

I was actually a bit glad that I was given an opportunity to have a rethink.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)

I do like this pome
But actually, I thought being stolen was quite funny...

and it made me feel a bit important
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:20, Reply)