well, im going to be stuck indoors tonight...what are you lot doing?
being the single one, all my friends have...*ahem*..."plans"...and apparently, they dont fancy a 3some....so what are you lot doing this Autumn evening?
(drain_bamaged, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:30, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you're up for it
I'll give you a threesome?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:33, Reply)

.
There is a serious lack of a third person there...which reminds me of a joke I heard: You know that woman who had a face transplant a few years back? If she gave you a blowie, would it count as a 3sum?!
(drain_bamaged, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)

I'd hope so
but unfortunately I've only ever taken her from behind. She's a filthy french cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)

as opposed...
to a clean cow??!!
(drain_bamaged, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Sometimes I bathe
our bovine friends. Have you got a problem with that?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)

.;
I wish I had your job as Chief-Cow-Cleaner!...is that your official title?!
(drain_bamaged, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

or..
do you do it simply for the pleasure!!?
(drain_bamaged, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:56, Reply)

I've washed cows since I was 7
They call me the Daisy-douser
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down.

And all that jazz.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:40, Reply)

I shall be emailing Stephen Hawking.
Finding out the best way to make time go faster.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)

I shall be
over here in my rocking chair, bemoaning my misspent youth and that according to Bert I'm too old to be having sex...

(Pffft. Silly child. As it happens, the best sex of my life has been since I turned 40.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)