Kaol's Guide To Fucking Someone Over (an extract)
We can break this down into several sections.
For each section, 1) is the mildest, 3) is the most evil.

Fucking Their Car:
1) Using a Stanley Knife, slash the edge of the tyres, at the bottom.
2) Using a flat-headed screwdriver, carve "cunt" into every panel on the bodywork.
3) Cut the brake fluid pipes, by hammering a nail into them.

Fucking Their House:
1) Fake a letter from the council, saying that they've had complaints about noise, and possible visits from sex workers.
2) Cut their phone line. Once it's repaired, do it again.
3) Burn it down.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:25, Reply)