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When running a festival this summer, some fucked people brought a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest over to the production office. It was very young but huge with a big beak, we thought it was a baby buzzard or a hawk.

Sadly the RSPB said unless we could put it back under the nest it had presumably fallen out of, it'd die. And the fucked people couldn't remember where they found it. Why can't people just leave nature alone? It died a day or two later despite our efforts to look after it :(
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)