this is useful information for b3tans
www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:44, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that fake?
That can't be real, surely?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)

*fears*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)

But... but...
...what if your cat loves to snuggle with you as you sleep? What if she spoons up against your chest, snuggles under your chin, wraps her paws around your arm and tucks her nose in against your wrist and purrs?

Surely that's non-threatening?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:07, Reply)

It's all
so very plausible.

This, from further down the page, should also be of interest to b3tans :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)

My cat won't kill me
she's too busy trying to kill next door's dog. She parades in front of their patio doors to wind it up, and the dog keeps trying to break the glass with his head. She also sits on the shed when the mutt's in the garden, and he's going to get hurt hurling himself at it.

Still, it's bloody funny to watch ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:28, Reply)

Oh Loon.
The quiet snuggly cats are always the most dangerous.

Be vigilant : /


My cats can't kill me, their too stoooopid.

Or are they?
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:32, Reply)

But... but...
...she's so soft and fluffy and sweet and purrs under my chin as I sleep! How can she possibly be capable of malice?

...then again, she did at one time give off the Farts of Doom...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)

'She's so soft and fluffy and sweet and purrs under my chin'.
That's what they said about Hitler.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Nooooooooo!
Not the Big Black Hissy Thing! I refuse to believe it! It's just not true!

*cries*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:50, Reply)