Max Payne - A review by Kaol
I don't want to ruin it too much, so read the first reply for my review.
( Cawl, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:30, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't EVER see this film.
I'd rather have spent those two hours being tortured with a red hot strand of rusty barbed wire.

This film is a disgrace to cinema in general, and also to the game upon which it's based.

3/10.

(A proper review will follow, likely on Sunday night)
( Cawl, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:32, Reply)

Shame.
I was hoping for so much. I rarely have expectations about films because I hate being disappointed, but I'd kinda got my hopes up for this one... so thanks for the tip!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 7:15, Reply)

You'd rather have spent two hours being tortured with a red hot strand of rusty barbed wire?
And yet it still got 3/10?

I wonder how bad the torture would have had to have been for the film to have received zero.

Still, looking forward to this review very much.
( thealternativefact, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)

gosh
a film of a video game that is shit, thats never happened before :/
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 11:52, Reply)