This one quite amused me.
We had a woman come in with a child. She asked if we could make a cheeseburger, with everything but the burger (more common request than you'd expect).

So, she orders that, plus a filet o fish, and some nuggets for her husband in the car. The fries were going to be a couple of minutes, so we stuck the bag in the heater, to keep it warm.

Fries are done, popped into bag by till monkey, thank you very much.

She comes back a minute later looking quite embarrassed at having to return, asks me to check her order, I open the bag to find....3 double quarter pounder meals.

Fortunately, she was quite amused by it too, the thing that made me have to take a break to stop giggling was this huge bloke waddling up to the counter to ask if we were suggesting he should go on a diet.

Fortunately, they were both quite regular customers anyway, so they didn't mind me laughing quite loudly!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)