me and a few mates went camping in a remote glen off glencoe
on the saturday at around 1pm we spotted two women wandering down the track towards us - frumpy types

after a few pleasantries they hit us with it

jehovahs

in the middle of fucking nowhere

i informed them that this particular end on the glen was spiritually bereft apart from the white russians we were drinking - oh yes! and the only epiphany we might enjoy would be derived from the industrial fireworks and copious quantities of drugs we had set aside for that evening

they went away
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:22, Reply)