Do we agree or disagree with this?
My sister sent me a lovely piece of wisdom this evening:

A wise man once said, "You should treat your woman like you treat your hoover: when she stops sucking, replace the fucking bag."



Presonally, I find this to be a good bit of advice. Too bad I'm a girl though.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nah!
You should treat men like tampons.

Always make sure you have one handy and replace them regularly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 7:23, Reply)

You should treat a woman like a rowing boat
Take them out on the lake, sit in them and fish every morning, while smoking a pipe and contemplating life.

I think I now understand why I'm single.
(GONEism, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:24, Reply)

Treat men like tampons?
I don't think I want someone to stash me in a handbag until they need to bleed all over me. But perhaps I'm just unadventurous.

Also, thinking about it, I don't think a woman would be as effective in sucking the thick layers of dust of the skirting boards.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)

My mother gave me this printed on a pad of paper when I was young:
Men are like tissues. Soft, strong and disposable.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)