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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My sister sent me a lovely piece of wisdom this evening:
A wise man once said, "You should treat your woman like you treat your hoover: when she stops sucking, replace the fucking bag."
Presonally, I find this to be a good bit of advice. Too bad I'm a girl though.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 1:02, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
You should treat men like tampons.
Always make sure you have one handy and replace them regularly.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 7:23, Reply)
Take them out on the lake, sit in them and fish every morning, while smoking a pipe and contemplating life.
I think I now understand why I'm single.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:24, Reply)
I don't think I want someone to stash me in a handbag until they need to bleed all over me. But perhaps I'm just unadventurous.
Also, thinking about it, I don't think a woman would be as effective in sucking the thick layers of dust of the skirting boards.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:53, Reply)
Men are like tissues. Soft, strong and disposable.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)
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