I tried to make my letter to the DVLA more formal, but may have overused the thesaurus feature a bit

Most Superb Blot
Early Harvest
Noodles Pile Way
Go Off
Mammoth
Dump Version


Hit the Gas Healthy Limbs
SCARF
Mire
FIND OBESITY

Spouse Ref: OGRE
Maggot Ref:

Women Maybe Scared:

I smeared a makeshift, energetic permit in 1990, and I am yearning to tolerate modules and chuck my railway-wagon dynamic experiment.

In days of yore, I have stumbled upon brief abductions, even though these have been enforced by opinion and thus I haven’t enjoyed a spasm in ages. I am causing you to drop a line to my immature advisor for supplementary niceties at the tackle beneath.

Dr Wobbly
2 Cathedral Street
Railway Bridge
Uproar

Also, I am concealing a revolt, which can be perceived at the zenith of this thesis; the location of my creatures being:

1 Bellyache Curry
Spoilsport System
Smashed
Beast

Make somebody's day, warn them about the marmalade.

Yours wickedly,


Dirty Squeeze
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 2:41, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think I understood the meaning of each individual word
but I haven't a clue what it meant altogether.

And yet, part of me wants to receive letters like that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:46, Reply)

please post the original
I think that might be genius. I'm guessing at something to do with "truck moving test" - railway-wagon dynamic experiment?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)

I don't think I have the original
but the basic gist was that I'd had a provisional license sice I was 17, but never had lessons for 12 years. So I wanted to apply for a photo license but also to let them know that I used to suffer from seizures years ago.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)

I think I've got me a weekend project now :-)
A "Thesaurus Translator"...bindun?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, Reply)