Two things which frightened me this weekend.
1. The ex-girlfriend and love of my life is heavily pregnant. It's not mine. :(

2. Was watching T4 this morning, and in the credits for the Orange Unsigned Acts show there was a James Moriarty.
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 20:01, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bugger
1. Thats gotta be a bugger. Think you need to detatch from this girl and get over her. She's moved on, you obviously need to as well.

2. I have no idea who James Moriarty is but im sure he did a good job.
(Miggyman, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:26, Reply)

James Moriarty
was Sherlock Holmes' nemesis.

the man is a general bounder and a cad.

Number 1. sucks dude. As the man says, you need to move on. Should be easy when she has turned into one of those know-all first time mothers who think that just because they have fired out their crotch-fruit they are suddenly in charge of everyone and everything ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:34, Reply)

^^'Crotch-fruit'^^

fucking inspired.

That's going in the vault.

Plus, the usage of 'bounder' and 'cad' are to be applauded.

Oh, and sorry, Behemotty, for your situation. My advice is to start drinking heavily.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:25, Reply)