shud up jmg
[lots of words that intimate that I'm psycho-analysing you but in fact is just me waffling on

also adding double line spacing so people such as myself can read it because of my squinty downs eyeballs

ramble ramble ramble I touched a girl under the bridge once.

I lured her there with the promise of sweets but i didn't have any so i
just wanked into a hedge where a tramp was sleeping.

the tramp was in fact a genie who granted me three wishes. I wished for infinite wishes which turned out to be some
kind of genie code for fuck my arse.

have you seen a genie's cock? it was spikey and barbed but i enjoyed it.

anyway i walked home and came across another genie.

he wasn't very happy i came across him so i ran away and joined the circus.

I didn't like the circus so i left the circus and
joined the military. once in the military I chinned everyone - including baldmonkey who
had just chinned God - so that means i could chin god.

I couldn't find god so i just decided to stop a terrorist attack within 24 hours.

so, anyway... once I climbed to the top of everest I reached up and pulled god by the bollocks and he was dead scared.

In conclusion: jmg is a big bald dole mum with me in a house etc
(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:55, Reply)