Holy fucking jesus
For gods sake people, this is the internet. In fact, it's not only the internet it's a website based entirely on the crudest of humour, stuff you would not get away with in most pubs without being told you are a scum bag and probably beaten up by "honest, decent, hard working people".

If you put yourself online and post stories you ahve to accept that the people on this site are going to try and post more offensive ones.

Badongism may have posted a tale of him being a horrific cunt to someone, but so what, I#ll say it again, it's the internet. None of you have met him in real life so what does it matter. Spimf made his mark by random offensiveness to people who had done nothing to deserve it, he's no moral fucking compass and should keep off his high horse.

I've met a whole load of you and got on very well with most and consequently i'm not going to deliberately post stories that will upset you.

I'm also in a fucking bad mood as I can barely breathe without coughing up huge lumps of phlegm.

GRRRRRR

*coughs*

*hacks*

*phlegms*

*collapses and dies in panting heap*

Oh, and morning all. How is everyone?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, Reply)