As much as I love being naked
I would sacrifice my nudity and put my tea lady apron on, rather than resort to grilling bacon.

I thought grills were illegal in Scotland and everybody had to shallow or deep fat fry everything. Must have been mistaken, or maybe you're a renegade plastic Scotsman :p

Edit: I've heard this theory before duckie, I like a small splash of olive oil to lubricate things first though. I don't fry in an inch of grease or anything! Agreed on cooking eggs in the bacon fat obviously, bonus points if you can manage to feed them to vegetarians who will no doubt compliment you...

I only wash my main frying pan about once a week, I had an amazing tasting bacon/black grease sandwich at about 2 this morning!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)